Q: What is christianity?
February 19, 2009 – 7:45 pm 
Comment
Comment
A: It is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple off a magical tree in a wonderland.
11:32 pm on February 19th, 2009
Amen sister:) My thoughts exactly. I mean, why wouldn’t we take that as the reason for our existence? Makes total lsd-style sense to me.
11:16 am on February 20th, 2009
Sounds more like What is Catholicism, not christianity as a whole.
2:15 pm on February 20th, 2009
You are obviously trying to share the Good Word. You put it that way and anyone will want to join.
I don’t think Jesus is hungry for brains, but it is all basically true to the Bible.
6:23 am on June 1st, 2009
Gosh do you really think this is what Christianity is all about? You sure have an attitude.
2:13 am on July 27th, 2009
LOL, I was a believer from age 5-35 (from ages 33-35 I went full-fledged Bible-thumping, young earth creationist, fundaMENTAList)–you did a nice job summing it up. The flesh “thing” is really creepy if you think about it but Protestants (which I was) take it as symbolic…but that scary place of eternal torture the loving yet jealous psycho God will send you for not believing? That’s real.
*SIGH*, glad I studied my way out of insanity.
4:34 pm on November 17th, 2009
You should respect other religions, not mock them.